Recovery goods for the beautifully unpolished

Sobriety survived the dumpster fire.

Collectible sobriety medallions made for people who kept their recovery—and their dark sense of humor. No butterflies. No polished clichés. Just hard-earned milestones with teeth.

Proudly sober / gloriously weird
Sober Junkies hero

Founder promises

Meaningful doesn’t have to mean sentimental.

  1. 01

    Original, not generic

    Every piece belongs to the Sober Junkies world: skulls, halos, raccoons, wreckage, fire, and the stubborn decision to keep going.

  2. 02

    Milestones stay personal

    Choose artwork that feels like you and a sobriety marker that reflects the time you fought for.

  3. 03

    No fake perfection

    We celebrate survival without sanding off the mess, the humor, or the history that came with it.

The first drop

Collect the chaos. Mark the comeback.

Built around collectible medallions now, with streetwear and accessories crawling out of the wreckage next.

The main event

Collectible sobriety medallions

Not another serene coin. Choose grungy artwork—dumpster-diving raccoons, haloed skulls, skeletons climbing from wreckage—then pair it with the milestone that matters.

See the collection
Choose your marker

24 hours to years deep

Milestone options are designed to honor the beginning, the long haul, and the days between.

Coming next

Streetwear with a recovery problem

Graphic tees, hoodies, hats, patches, and odd little artifacts made to stand on their own.

Your time. Your trophy.

You crawled out. Mark the occasion.

Find your medallion